Funny Bar Mitzvah Greeting Card

Friends,

When I was shopping for a 25th Anniversary Card for my wife (our anniversary is May 16!), I ran across this card which really caught my eye... and I thought you might like it too.

I purchased it, so I hope they will like that I'm quoting from it (it's the L'Chayim To Life style of the American Greetings Cards)

Top 10 Bar Mitzvah Disasters:

10. You forget how to read Hebrew.

9. Your voice cracks in the middle of your Torah portion.

8. When you finish, the rabbi asks, "What was that?"

7. Your fly is down the entire time.

6. Your friends tape the whole thing and play it back at school.

5. At the party, they drop you from the chair.

4. You have to dance with your aunt - the one dripping in perfume.

3. The band plays the Macarena.

2. Everyone give you gold pens and junk instead of money.

And the number one disaster:

1. They tell you you did such a good job that they want you to do the whole thing over next weekend.

And it finishes by saying: Relax - it's over. Mazel Tov!

Cute, huh?


Charlie Seymour, Jr.
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